In the Days of Mashiach

Remember "In the year 2000" from the Conan O'Brien show? Kinda silly but it would be great if they had that for "In the Year of Mashiach" or "When Mashiach Comes".

Here is my first entry:

Voicemail message if you are a Kohen: "You have reached Mr. Cohen. Heis not available at the moment. Please leave a detailed message and he will, bli neder, get back to you with alacrity after he finishes his shift at the Beit Hamikdash."

Feel free to give me more ideas - hey maybe I'll even turn it into a blog on one of the blog sites! Meanwhile we're here.

"Moshiach is on his way, in Jerusalem we'll stay!"

Thank you for reading and let's bring Moshiach now!

Esther Asna Cohen